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Double death combo!

2
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Hey guys, listen.

3
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When you've got a minute,

4
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I need you to take a look at these.

5
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Sure, Benson.

6
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Oh, the house rules.

7
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Thanks, but we already have these.

8
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Uh, no you don't, cause I've
added a few new ones in there,

9
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and I'm gonna need you
to sign off on them, okay?

10
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Aw, man, more rules?
He's gotta be joking!

11
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Alright, let's see.

12
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rule No.114

13
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no feed on the table

14
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rule No.115

15
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No food on the table.

16
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Fine!

17
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rule No. 116

18
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No food on the floor.

19
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WHAT?! That's going WAY too far!

20
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Come on, man, help me flip the table!

21
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No, dude, just chill out.

22
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There's only one more new rule left.

23
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What is it?

24
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No video games?!

25
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Are you nuts?!

26
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rule No.117

27
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No yelling!

28
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You can't take video
games away from us, man.

29
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What're we supposed to do?

30
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Work. You're supposed to work.

31
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You know what? We're
sick of all your rules!

32
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No prank calls, no
rock-paper-scissors,

33
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no punchies, no unicorns?

34
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What does that even mean?

35
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These rules are all
totally random, Benson,

36
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and they're all aimed at us!

37
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That's not true.

38
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NO.68: No harpsichord
playing after 10 PM.

39
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I actually kind of like that one.

40
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Yeah, but that's the
only good one in there.

41
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The rest of them are terrible!

42
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Look, I'm doing you a favor.

43
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Life without rules is chaos.

44
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Fine. But we're only signing
off on the rules we like.

45
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Yeah, like the harpsichord one!

46
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It doesn't work that way!

47
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If you can't agree to live
by all the house rules,

48
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then you can't live in this house!

49
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Well then, we won't live in this house.

50
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Yeah, cause your rules are whack!

51
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We'll show you.

52
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We're not gonna live
with any rules at all.

53
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Double death combo!

54
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Dude, we should have
moved out a long time ago.

55
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I feel like I just got out of prison.

56
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That's 'cause Benson built
a rule prison around us.

57
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But we busted out, and now
we can do whatever we want!

58
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Rules are for fools!
Rules are for fools!

59
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Save your stupid rulin' for
fools that need a schoolin'!

60
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Muscle Man, what are you doing?!

61
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My job, bro. Read it and weep, ladies.

62
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Aw, what? Come on!

63
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While I sympathize with your quest

64
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to live free of the man's rules,

65
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this guy's still gotta
put food on the table.

66
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Fine! But you didn't
have to ruin our campsite!

67
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Yes I did.

68
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Yes! She's still here.

69
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Hey!

70
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Hi guys!

71
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Hey, Margaret.

72
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Hey, is it true?

73
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Did you really move out of the house?

74
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It was either leave or live
with some other dude with rules.

75
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Wow, Mordecai!

76
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I didn't know you were such a rebel.

77
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Yep. You know me. Total rebel.

78
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Well, good night.

79
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Actually, we don't
have anywhere to sleep,

80
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so we were hoping you would
let us camp out here tonight.

81
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I wish I could, but,

82
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my manager has a rule
about that kind of thing.

83
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Sorry, guys.

84
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It's cool. I'm sure
we can find some place

85
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to crash that isn't
so big on rules. Later!

86
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Dude, this is getting intense.

87
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No! More! RUUUUULES!

88
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Did somebody say... rules?

89
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Oh, great.

90
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Who are you, the alley rules guy?

91
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Who am I? I'm whoever I want to be.

92
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Wanna know why?

93
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'cause I don't believe in
rules that tell me otherwise.

94
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That's pretty cool.

95
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You better believe it's pretty cool.

96
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So what's your guys' story?

97
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You all free to do whatever you want?

98
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We wish.

99
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Yeah, we have this lame
boss Benson that tells us to-

100
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Boss? What's that?

101
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It's a-

102
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Yeah, I know what a boss is.

103
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I was just making a point.

104
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Bosses are nothing but fools with rules.

105
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Oh yeah, rules for fools.

106
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That's right! It makes
so much sense in rhymes.

107
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Whoa, that's crazy!

108
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You guys seem pretty cool, so
I'll let you in on a little secret.

109
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I know of a place
where rules don't exist.

110
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No way! Are you serious?

111
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A box of trash? Are you joking?

112
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Do I look like I'm joking?

113
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Uh, I don't know about this, dude.

114
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Well, I practically sleep in a
pile of garbage at home anyways,

115
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so this isn't really
that different for me.

116
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Sweet!

117
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Double death combo!

118
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Aw, you guys have Karate
Choppers down here?

119
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Go ahead. Put your feet up.

120
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Can I get next game?

121
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No need, bro.

122
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Three-player Karate Choppers!

123
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Rockin'. Would you mind getting that?

124
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Hello?

125
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Loser says what!

126
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Who is this?

127
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Loser says what!

128
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I know what you're trying to do.

129
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I'm not going to say "what."

130
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You're a loser! You
loserhead! I hate you!

131
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Dude, I think someone
just prank called us.

132
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Ah, yeah. It was probably Kevin.

133
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Oh man, you guys can make
prank calls down here?

134
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You still don't get it, don't you?

135
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Down here, you can do...

136
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...whatever you want.

137
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Yeah man, no rules of gravity.

138
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Dude, in Benson's face!

139
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Living without rules is awesome!

140
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Yeah it is!

141
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No rules! No rules! No rules! No rules!

142
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That's right, no rules at all.

143
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Hey, look over there!

144
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What the heck, man?

145
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Dude! He just took your wallet!

146
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Dude, give it back!

147
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Why? There's no rule that says I
can't take other people's stuff.

148
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He's right, dudes.

149
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Oh, man! I used to be so cool-looking!

150
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Wow, you're totally going to miss that.

151
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You know what else you're going to miss?

152
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That guy.

153
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Enjoy him while you got him,
you know what I'm saying?

154
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What does that mean?

155
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Oh, uh, nothing, dude.

156
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Dude! How is this even happening?

157
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Because there's no
rule that says it can't!

158
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From your future to your past,

159
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anyone can join the party.

160
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Unicorns?!

161
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They're supposed to be dead!

162
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Check it, bros! It's those
two jerkbags that blew us up!

163
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You gotta listen to us, man!

164
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These guys are seriously bad news!

165
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You gotta get rid of them!

166
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Did you just tell me what to do?!

167
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You just told me what to do!

168
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Hey, they just told me what to do!

169
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They're telling WHO what do to?!

170
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Oh, no way, bro! Get 'em!

171
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Hey, you gotta get us outta here, man!

172
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This guy ain't gotta do jack, amigo!

173
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I can't believe how
lame you guys turned out!

174
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I thought you were cool!

175
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I hate to admit this,

176
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but I miss Benson and his stupid rules!

177
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Wait! Yo! No Rules Guy!

178
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You do have at least one rule down here.

179
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You have a rule against rules.

180
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There's no rule against rules.

181
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That's all I needed to hear.

182
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Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!

183
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Rule no37 No unicorns!

184
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Rule NO32 No
rock-paper-scissors!

185
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No punchies!

186
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And no prank calls!

187
00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:06,356
Stop! Just stop it! You
guys have no idea what-

188
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Show us the way out of here!

189
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There's no rule that says I have to!

190
00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:17,106
There's also no rule that says

191
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I can't point this laser
pointer in your only good eye!

192
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Okay, okay! I'll take you out!

193
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There. We signed off on
all your rules, Benson.

194
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Well, well, well.

195
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Wasn't so easy living
without rules, was it?

196
00:10:33,606 --> 00:10:35,656
Wait a minute. One of
these rules is missing.

197
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Oh, no. Which one?

198
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I don't know, there's over
a hundred of these things!

199
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Well, then, how do
you know it's missing?

200
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Because somebody RIPPED IT OUT!

201
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That's crazy. I wonder which one it is.

202
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I didn't need those guys,

203
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I can play video games all by myself.